disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian


nialllhoran:

how did jay make it through her vows with those fine ass white boys that are her son’s band mates sitting there, i would’ve been like i johannah, take thee liam to be my lawfully wedded fine ass bitch in richness and health 


rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great



they’re playing the Kim K game aren’t they…it’s the only reason you hold your iPhone horizontally.


sparkour:

but they look so fucking good don’t try to fucking tell me they don’t look like the rich ass sons of the fucking mafia i’m throwing up


20/7

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake



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boy48:

ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill


anotherpunk:

"your dress is too short."

thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.