i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian


how did jay make it through her vows with those fine ass white boys that are her son’s band mates sitting there, i would’ve been like i johannah, take thee liam to be my lawfully wedded fine ass bitch in richness and health 


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

they’re playing the Kim K game aren’t they…it’s the only reason you hold your iPhone horizontally.


but they look so fucking good don’t try to fucking tell me they don’t look like the rich ass sons of the fucking mafia i’m throwing up





Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:


Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill


"your dress is too short."

thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.